- Hippo&Co. hired Rorris Modgekins as head carpet cleaner.
- SaveDaOwl fired Boris Wrinkles.
- Dedrich&Sons named Harold Yaklips chief of Cat Videos.
- ErnestQuack named Eustace Oafson head lemur monitor.
- KnitCit placed Aldo Elfbarn on the bereavement list due to the death of his hamster, Rollo.