Mooning Man Arrested
A man mooning people near Hobgoblin Plaza was arrested yesterday afternoon at 3:30 PM. “The man was obviously thinking what he was doing was funny,” said Bumble Police Chief Adelbert Mumpkin. The man was not immediately identified but many reports say that he is Alfred O’Wiggleton, 38 of Wartsnin. The man arrived at the plaza around 2:45 PM and lowered his pants to show his gluteus maximus to all. He violated rule number 485.9JQ45Q Page 19 Section 41 in the Official Bumble Rulebook. The man will likely be fined nearly $15,000 for his inappropriateness and getting arrested. The man has gotten arrested at least three times before.