Political Report

This is the list of the presidential candidates and their delegates:

BLUE

Joshua Tallaboggnippit, 956
Greta Smudge, 1,098
Darryl Mudgesney, 990

PEACE & FREEDOM

Dr. Warren Fuzzy, 1,754
Ned “Nature Ned” Snools, 1,695
Lynbert Swan, 851

TURNIP

Largemouth Snorkle, 2,062
J.J. Putz, 1,984
Elfrid Smidge

NONPARMESAN

Gladson Honk, 1,251
Ernest Floort
Yuletongue Snort

BADGERIAN INDEPENDENT PARTY

Robert Sniffles, 986
Albert O’ Willobottom, 1,035
Wilfred Mudgeson, 1,034
Jeffrey Hergesmeer, 800
Tedrich Hugellnuffling, 951
Artur Snuge, 1,012
JB Shnuck, 883

RADISH

Ciril “Stampy” Longneck
Floyd Hipposon
Gertrude Pipkens, 1,003
Edith Ootp, 678
Mildred Cornbaltt, 933
Ernest Wontobstein, 1,209
George Eggnohitz, 1,759