White Doggey Re-signs with Dogville

Star PG White Doggey has re-signed with the Dogville after initially agreeing with Dog Nip but then changing and deciding to go back to the team that drafted him in 2012. The Bones agreed with White Doggey this morning to return to Dogville for 2 more years worth 340 Doggey Treats per year.  White Doggey, who averaged 32.3 PPG in 2018 and was the MVP, will be trying to keep going strong in 2019 on a Dogville team that made the second round in the playoffs and eliminated a very good Doo Nip in six games.  The Bones will try to bring back their team from 2018 and add some other players in trades and free agency.

ABA Finals

Pudle Nippy wins 4-3

Game 1: Tootville 86, Pudle Nippy 85

Game 2: Pudle Nippy 83, Tootville 80

Game 3: Tootville 86, Pudle Nippy 70

Game 4: Pudle Nippy 93, Tootville 79

Game 5: Tootville 129, Pudle Nippy 107

Game 6: Pudle Nippy 86, Tootville 85

Game 7: Pudle Nippy 109, Tootville 87

Wilmer Watch 5/25

For the second time this year, our guy Wilmer has been traded.  This time to the Tampa Bay Rays for some pitcher named Peter Bayer.  Peter has a 18.00 ERA this year which is a bit troubling because Wilmer is the best bad relief pitcher of all time.  At least Wilmer can have fun in Tampa and try not to give up 5 home runs for this team.  YAY! Go Wilmer.

Wilmer Watch 5/24

Everyone’s favorite pitcher had some bad news happen to him on Wednesday.  He got designated for assignment after Khris Davis got hurt and Franklin Barreto got brought up from Triple-A.  Poor Wilmer.  Hope he gets a nice chance for a team that wants him to come into a  game that isn’t already a blowout and expect him to give up a home run (which he did 10 times this year).

Team W L ERA G GS SV IP H R ER HR BB SO WHIP
LAD 0 2 11.32 6 0 0 10.1 18 13 13 5 1 7 1.84
OAK 0 0 14.85 4 0 0 6.2 13 11 11 5 4 9 2.55

ABA Free Agents and Possible Landing Spots

Name Pos. 2018 Team Possible Team
White Doggey PG Dogville Dogville
Ponzoe SG Dogville Tootville
Kanga SF Dogville Dogville
Easter Bunny SG Dogville Niff Doo
Otto SF Dogville Scratch Doo
Doogey PF Dogville/Nip Oo/Scratch Bone Dogville
Ruff PG Pudle Nip Doo Dogy
Bunny Hop SF Sniffville Sniffville
Brown Doggey SG Dog Bone Dogville
Huckle G/F Dogville/Dog Nip Arf Toot
Elephant SF Doo Pudle Pudle Nippy

Dogville Eliminated In Game 7

The Dogville Bones were eliminated Friday evening at the hands of the Dooville Niffles as they lost 92-89. The two teams were playing back and forth throughout the first three quarters but Dooville came up clutch in the 4th to take the series.  Dogville had a chance to tie the game with 1.2 seconds left in the 4th with a Kanga three but her shot hit the side of the rim and was rebounded by Lambey to finish off the series and advance Dooville to the conference finals.  Bee Bear opened hot in the first quarter and finished with 10 assists.  The most interesting stat line was Bunny Hop who did not score a point and shot 0-7 but had 7 rebounds and 13 assists.  Dogville head coach Star Fish spoke with reporters after the game,  “We had one of the best seasons in the history of this franchise.  We should be so proud of ourselves.” Dogville defeated number 3 seed Doo Nip in the first round and were very close to beating the number 2 seed in Dooville.  If they had won this game, then they would have gone on to face the best team in the west in Tootville.  Dogville will have a large amount of free agents this off season including SF Kanga, SG Ponzoe, and SF Beep Bear and they will try to continue the momentum of these playoffs into the 2018-19 season.