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Nipville @ Dogville Injury Report

Nipville

Yellow Doggey: Twisted paw; Doubtful. In the last game against Dogville, Yellow Doggey went up for a rebound and got her left paw pulled back by Fuzz Bear and appeared shaken up.

Silly Monkey: Concussion; Questionable. In the final minutes of the game against Dogville he was elbowed in the side of the head by Gray Bear and left the game for two minutes before returning.

Dogville

Monkey: Foot strain; Probable. In a D-League game against Sniff Pudle, Monkey dunked but was fouled from behind and had his right foot tuck under him, he left the game but returned.

Dogville Signs Cloudy Meow to a 10-day Contract

The Dogville Bones made a move Friday afternoon signing former Pudle Nip shooting guard Cloudy Meow to a 10-day contract. Cloudy was on Pudle Nip for 5 games in January but struggled with only 0.4 PPG in mostly garbage time minutes. Yesterday was also the limit for 10-day contract to be signed as there are only 10 more days left in the regular season.  Cloudy might not get to play in any games because Dogville just sent center Monkey Bananas to the D-League after one game and they need 15 players on the active roster.

ABA Draftable Players

The ABA Draft is coming up at 5:30 P.M. tonight and the Bumblegonian will be putting out the live results of who has been drafted. Let’s look at the players who can be drafted tonight.

Piddles Bear, PG, Bone Sniff State

Bradley, SG, Dogville A&M

Janchi, SF, Hungary

Bruno, PG, DSU

Sniffles, SG, Nip University

Toots, SF, Sniff Bone

Lob Ster, C, Dogville A&M

Puffson, PF, Toot Paw

Asterix, PG, Dogville A&M

Stinky, SF, DSU

Husky, SG, Bone Pup

Tweet, PF, Dog Sniff

Nounours Bear, SF, France

Pedro, SG, Sniff Bone

Flopsy, SF, Hops

 

ABA Draft Update

With the ABA Draft coming up tomorrow, The Bumblegonian will put out live updates on who will be drafted. The likely #1 pick will be Piddles Bear who is a point guard out of Nip University but an underrated number 1 pick is Douglas Dog who is a guard out of Dogville A&M. Piddles averaged 21.6 points per game but has been called a ball hog by critics as he had only 0.9 assists per game last year.

Doo Pudle Signs Scratch Pudle to a 10-day Contract

After getting waived in December, Scratch Pudle is trying to make a comeback to the ABA. Scratch started out strong with Dogville at the start of the season but struggled until his release. This time he has agreed to a 10-day contract with Doo Pudle.  It is unknown if Scratch will get any playing time because Doo Pudle has only 14 players and needed another one because of regulations. Scratch is averaging 0.9 PPG and 0.6 RPG in 39 games.

Explaining The ABA Draft Rules

The ABA has a very interesting way of drafting and some people do not understand it.  Here is a helpful guide on how it works:

  • Any player who has no days on the active roster during the previous season becomes part of the draft.
  • A player with less than 5 years of experience who is injured for the entire season still gets put in.
  • Any rookie.
  • If a player is suspended for the year, they do not get put in.
  • The draft takes place on April 7 and is broadcasted on DSPN.
  • A player with more than 5 years of experience who is injured for the entire season is not put in.
  • The total of draft slots changes every year.

Doogey Signed To 10-Day Contract

Dogville has signed power forward Doogey Pudle to a 10-day contract. A month since being with three team in two weeks, Pudle will try to regenerate her career. She was on Dogville this year until getting traded to Dog Nip for Little Bear. After that she was waived and signed with Nip Oo’s D-League team. 10 days later, she was signed by Scratch Bone but was waived again. She is averaging  4.6 PPG with Dog Nip and 2.6 PPG with Dogville this year.

Monkey Bananas, Poo Poo Panda Sent To D-League

After signing G Little Bear to a 10-day contract on Saturday night the Dogville Bones had to send players to the D-League to make space.  They chose C Monkey Bananas and PG Poo Poo Panda.  Monkey had been playing mostly a fourth-string role behind Mr. Dog, Fuzz Bear, and Nico.  Monkey had been playing a backup role throughout the season  and had been struggling lately.  Poo Poo was brought up from the D-League after Scratch was waived and Yellow Doggey was traded away to Doo Dog.  Poo Poo had been missing most of his shots which was another reason.  There is now a 15 player limit on the roster until the end of the season.

Nip Puppy @ Dogville Injury Report

Nip Puppy

Mad Bear: Sprained ankle; Questionable. Mad Bear left a game against Dogville after just 8 minutes when he was driving to the basket.

Bunny Hop:  Shoulder; Probable. Bunny Hop was fouled on a put back against Dogville and was shaken up on the play. He is going to play.

Dogville

Sally Cat: Dislocated tail; Questionable. During a fast break Sally was stepped on by a player against Pudle Nip and came out with 5:34 in the 4th.  She got the tail popped back in but it has been bothering her throughout practice.