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Political Report
This is the list of the presidential candidates and their delegates:
BLUE
Joshua Tallaboggnippit, 956
Greta Smudge, 1,098
Darryl Mudgesney, 990
PEACE & FREEDOM
Dr. Warren Fuzzy, 1,754
Ned “Nature Ned” Snools, 1,695
Lynbert Swan, 851
TURNIP
Largemouth Snorkle, 2,062
J.J. Putz, 1,984
Elfrid Smidge
NONPARMESAN
Gladson Honk, 1,251
Ernest Floort
Yuletongue Snort
BADGERIAN INDEPENDENT PARTY
Robert Sniffles, 986
Albert O’ Willobottom, 1,035
Wilfred Mudgeson, 1,034
Jeffrey Hergesmeer, 800
Tedrich Hugellnuffling, 951
Artur Snuge, 1,012
JB Shnuck, 883
RADISH
Ciril “Stampy” LongneckGertrude Pipkens, 1,003
Floyd Hipposon
Edith Ootp, 678
Mildred Cornbaltt, 933
Ernest Wontobstein, 1,209
George Eggnohitz, 1,759
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Timmy Taco Arrested for Harassing Tourists
Mascot of Willy’s Kind Food, Timmy Taco was arrested yesterday evening for harassing a couple of tourists. The tourists were walking by the restaurant when Timmy ran out and made the people go inside. “We do not appreciate what our former mascot did,” said owner of Willy’s Greer Ogelsmall. The store is not going to have a mascot any more.
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88th Ernies
This years Ernies was one of the best. “Timmy” won best picture and Joshua Smell won best actor. Host Christopher Aboabona found his niche about a fourth of the way through. Here is the list of the winners from the 88th annual Ernie awards.
- Picture: “Timmy”
- Actor: Joshua Smell, “Timmy”
- Actress: Mildred Ogeltree, “Hippo in Life”
- Supporting actor: Cornibald Lincoon, “Tybalt”
- Supporting actress: Gertrude Smolt, “Hippo in Life”
- Directing: Norbert O’ Thumpkin, “Nymph”
- Foreign language film: “Piertounge: The Dwarf”
- Adapted screenplay: “Hippo in Life”
- Original screenplay: “Timmy”
- Animated feature film: “Norberto”
- Production design: “Haggis“
- Cinematography: “Hippo in Life”
- Sound mixing: “Shabubgen“
- Sound editing: “Haduken Slam”
- Original score: “Rutabega: Near & Far”
- Original song: “Better Then Ya” from “Timmy”
- Costume design: “Yuletong”
- Documentary feature: “Nymph“
- Documentary (short subject): “Tofu: In Space”
- Film editing: “Unibrow”
- Makeup and hairstyling: “Wardegin”
- Animated short film: “Hobgiblet”
- Live action short film: “Toeburt”
- Visual effects: “Shaking Turtle”