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Nip Puppy Signs Boing To Second 10-Day Contract

After Boing Chicken’s contract expired on Friday night Nip Puppy re-signed her according to Sniffle Toot of the Dogville Woof.  Nip Puppy announced on Tweater at 6:43 p.m. that they had signed her to a second ten-day contract.  She is averaging 4.7 points per game in 6 games and 1 start.  She was undrafted out of DSU in the 2017 draft and was in the Summer League with Doo Pudle but was waived on October 8.  Boing was signed on February 20 because Sally Cat was traded to Dogville for Doogey Pudle  and Bear Honey and Nip Puppy needed help on defense.  The need became even greater when Mad Bear went down with a foot injury against Oo Pudle.  It is unlikely that she will be signed to a rest of season contract but she has shown off her skills for the ABA and will probably sign with a team for the Summer League in July.

Fuzzy Leaves Bumblegonian

The Bumblegonian announced Saturday evening that staff writer, Dr. Warren Fuzzy’s contract with the newspaper has been terminated.  “I was very happy with the Bumblegonian but now I have to move on,” said Fuzzy.  Fuzzy wrote the famous “Peace Tell” from November 2014 until September 2016 until his release.  Fuzzy worked with Poor Luke’s Almanac, The Bumble Buzz, and The Bumblegonian.  The newspaper will add “Pictures Around Bumble” in the Peace Tell’s place.

Political Report

This is the list of the presidential candidates and their delegates:

BLUE

Joshua Tallaboggnippit, 956
Greta Smudge, 1,098
Darryl Mudgesney, 990

PEACE & FREEDOM

Dr. Warren Fuzzy, 1,754
Ned “Nature Ned” Snools, 1,695
Lynbert Swan, 851

TURNIP

Largemouth Snorkle, 2,062
J.J. Putz, 1,984
Elfrid Smidge

NONPARMESAN

Gladson Honk, 1,251
Ernest Floort
Yuletongue Snort

BADGERIAN INDEPENDENT PARTY

Robert Sniffles, 986
Albert O’ Willobottom, 1,035
Wilfred Mudgeson, 1,034
Jeffrey Hergesmeer, 800
Tedrich Hugellnuffling, 951
Artur Snuge, 1,012
JB Shnuck, 883

RADISH

Ciril “Stampy” Longneck
Floyd Hipposon
Gertrude Pipkens, 1,003
Edith Ootp, 678
Mildred Cornbaltt, 933
Ernest Wontobstein, 1,209
George Eggnohitz, 1,759

Timmy Taco Arrested for Harassing Tourists

Mascot of Willy’s Kind Food, Timmy Taco was arrested yesterday evening for harassing a couple of tourists.  The tourists were walking by the restaurant when Timmy ran out and made the people go inside.  “We do not appreciate what our former mascot did,” said owner of Willy’s Greer Ogelsmall.  The store is not going to have a mascot any more.